This is pure genius. A taste of what you're in for:

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

This has to be part of the geek test. If you laugh at anything in that post, you are a geek!

Don't you hate it when you type out a long message and then the browser pwns you and you lose the contents? I never feel like writing the message again, it's almost as if the mere process of writing a message is the interesting part, what with coming up with bad jokes and absurdisms. I must be one of the only people who laughs at his own jokes.