One piece of good news that I simply must share is that Jim Morrison was born the day after me. Which of course means that I'll become a renowned star who is either religiously worshipped or spit upon. Morrison talked very eloquently about his sign in the ramble entitled "American Night" off An American Prayer:

Yeah, that's right, that's right, baby, I...I am a
Sagittarius
The most philosophical of all the signs
But anyway, I don't believe in it
I think it's a bunch of ********, myself

Hilarious! Looks like I'm in good company...