Systems analysis (not to mention its good friend, systems design) is surely the creation of the devil himself. I bet you anything the person who invented it made it up as some sick, twisted joke. "So Ashwin, what do you have for us today?" "Actually yaar imagine some person making up all these funny diagrams that annoy you really badly and show you how stupid you are and how bad you are at being a systems analyst" "What the heck are you talking about? You're one messed up @!#*&" "Hah. My Egyptian God card will show you". That got very silly very fast. But I like that Ashwin guy.

And that ends today's rant, children. Stay tuned for more hilarious tales of me failing all my units next week!