"Speak for yourself. Everything for me goes according to plan. Like the time me and Jimmy Mantis went out to the ocean to hunt that shark. A real killer it was. Ate Jimmy up in one piece. Have you ever seen a man eaten alive? All that boy wanted wast to go home to his wife, and then he saw her alright - saw her as his life flashed before his eyes. It's the strangest thing, the ocean. Everyday you drink water, but one day, a shark comes up and eats you. That's some messed up Zen stuff man. "

"...It doesn't pay good, and you get mistreated badly, but at least now I don't have to clean up after Jimmy. That shark showed him good. Rest in peace, Jimmy. "

Truly, some of my best work.